So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
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It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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