I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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