I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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