so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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