Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
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I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
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So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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