You just made me feel so damn special
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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