So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
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If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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