My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
Can Purell be used as lube?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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