So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
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Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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