Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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