I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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