there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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