I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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