I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
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Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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