I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
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I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
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