Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
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I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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