i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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