His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I touched a dick in church today
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
