We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
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Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
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