Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Still dying that you shit outside
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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