Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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