Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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