I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
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So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
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Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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