Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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