dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
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You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
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Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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