You really coming over, don't trick.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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