apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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