how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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