I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Boobs are out for the taking
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
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My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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