The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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