White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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