My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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