Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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