i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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