they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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