its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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