I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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