I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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