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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
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Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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