OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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