Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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