He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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