you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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