found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
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you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
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I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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