Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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