well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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