One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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