Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
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hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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