My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
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I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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