TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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