I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
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I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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