I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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