i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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