My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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