we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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